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November 09 I have a new gmail address...If you wanted my space, click here.
Thankyou Fox for inviting me to gmail, and Thanks Rhys for inviting Fox.
And that's it. This is the last blog in this space, EVER.
~Ben~xxx November 04 Teh Second Update Today. Urbandictionary <3The REAL definitions of KaZaA
gives you more virus's than the U.S have dropped on vietnam.
it'll cost more to fix your computer than you'll save on songs dont bother unless you have broadband and update your anti virus everyweekend i even know a few hackers who dont even bother using kazaa for sending them. summary: DONT BOTHER nortan anti virus report: 22 virus's including kazza itself has virus's and spyware
Source: skatersrule, Mar 26, 2004
A source for viruses.
<hau> I'm running low on viruses, any suggestions?
<die> KaZaA Source: Jagfire, Mar 10, 2003
Came into the spotlight after the fall of napster
A once mighty peer to peer file sharing program, in its peak in 2000-2002 kazaa was unmatched for free music, movies, games. Today is home to viruses, trojans, fake files, traps, and porn. There are many losers on kazaa who Intentionally host fake/re-named files. With kazaa today, you have to search and download carefully. Sometimes when you are trying to download A Movie, you might be disgusted to find out its actually gay porn. Or that mp3 your downloading, is actually a fake 10 second clip that is coded to track you and play an audio clip to damage your ears and speakers. 1. Hey did you finish downloading the matrix yet off kazaa?
2. Yes, but it was actually gay porn from khazakistan 1. good old kazaa! Source: Rasta-Clat, Nov 13, 2004
A program that slows your computer and fills it with spyware, adware, and viruses. Really it's just one big virus/adware-producing program disguised as a file-sharing program. For some reason it seems to be more well known than other better file-sharing programs.
Bob: KaZaA made me take my computer to the shop and get it cleaned out. What should I do?
Joe: Download Limewire instead. Source: Theo Huxtable, Los Angeles, CA., May 13, 2005
ad and spyware
Quit whining and use Kazaa Lite if you don't want spyware. I swear, you moan and groan about spyware but don't do anything about it. Don't use Kazaa. Use Kazaa Lite.
Source: Shawn E., Jun 11, 2003
An aid for masterbation.
Since I have a slow-assed modem it took me 15 fucking hours to download this Jenna Jameson video.
Source: Deeez Nuuutz, Jul 4, 2003
a file downloading program. it is a great sorce to download porn.
"When I get home tonight, I am going to download porn on Kazaa."
Source: Bob, Dec 9, 2002
A saint for people who don't want to spend $20 on a cd that they will listen to only one time. Get Kazaa-Lite. Its alot better than regular Kazaa!
Man I wish I could listen to this one song. Maybe is should use kazaa to download it. I'll probably buy the Cd anyway. Oh shit it's the recording company at my front door.
Source: awex, Jan 5, 2004
Kazaa Lite is better but it's not going to work for much longer cause it's illegal
Great source for Briana Banks videos I downloaded Briana Loves Jenna, Briana Banks AKA Filthy Whore, The Best of Briana Banks, etc, and lots of short nice videos. Works best with cable obviously. Get great full size good quality porn flicks, as long as people share em. I downloaded some really hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa!
Source: John Doe, Jan 21, 2004
gives you more viruses than a dirty old diseases ridden prostitute from the back street's of thailand
hey joe wanna get a virus !
sure bob should we fuck a old prostitute or download kazaa ? both ! Source: joe bob, Feb 13, 2005
xD Ph33r. I h4v3 Teh Tru3 m34nin9 0f 1337:J4, s0 y0u 4ll kn0w 7h47 I R uber 1337, ri9h7?
Hacker "Sp33k" for leet, or elite. Originating from 31337 "eleet", the UDP port used by Dead Cow Cult, a hacker group, to access Windows 95 using Back Orifice, a notorious hacking program.
1337 h4x0rz pwn j00!
Source: Cal Webster, Apr 24, 2003
n. 1. Nestled between 1336 and 1338, 1337 is commonly known as a number, or for the more advanced; an "integer"
2. Often misused to satisfy a lamen's ego, the self-proclaimed 1337 will misuse the title, pretending to hold Xtr3m H4x0r capabilties while in fact masturbating to preteen beastiality at 2:00 AM with baggy eyes; anonymously hassling n00b's with better things to do than kill their babies over mindrot such as Everquest and Warcraft. See also "colon debris" and "queefstain" "i t0tally pnwed u. u r so a n00b and i am so 1337"
Source: PoonPieHouligan, Aug 17, 2003
Once used by the hacker community as sort of a sub-culture language, ANYONE using this type of speak in the present day in age is either:
A) A clueless net newbie who somehow thinks its still "cool" to speak this way. B) A veteren net user who uses it to parody the type of people mentioned in example A. u r n0t 1337 d00d!!11
Source: Lord Requiem, Nov 14, 2002
A language in which numbers and symbols are put together to look like letters. Some people create their own 1337 letters and it makes them look more 1337 by fellow 1337-speakers. Here is an alphabet of 1337 letters I know and have created:
A: 4 or l\ or ^ or @ or /\ or /-\ B. l3 or 8 or ß or ]3 or l: C: ( or < or © or ¢ D: l) or l> or ]) E:3 or £ F: l= or # or ƒ G:6 or 9 H: # or l-l or (-) or !-! or }-{ or }{ or l+l or )+( or !+! or }+{ L: 1 or ! or ][ J: _l or _/ K: l< or l( or l{ or l<= L: l_ or ! or 1 M: l\/l or /\/\ or l\l\ or ^^ N: l/l or /\/ O: 0 or () or <> or * or ø or Ó or ° P: l* or l> or |D or l^ or l+ Q:& or (\) or ¶ R: l2 or ® S: 5 or $ or § T:+ or 7 U: l_l or /_/ V: \/ W:|/\| or \/\/ or |/\/ or \/\| X: >< or }{ or :-: Y: ¥ Z: 2 ()/\/\9 7^l+l+ 15 73)-( 1337 #l\:-:<>l2 1 +()l_l> _/<>* ^l3°l_l+ /\/\3}-{ #1213l/ll>!!!1!!11!1!! )+(3 |D\l\/l/l2.
translation:Oh my god that is the leet hacker I told you about my friend! He owns. Source: finity, Jul 9, 2004
one thousand three hundred and thirty seven
(i do know the true meaning) guy: i am 1337!!
me: you're a number?? Source: matt, Mar 3, 2005
1337. Originally used by hackers to avoid simple net searches that would turn up, for example, "I am an elite hacker".
Instead hackers would say "1 4|\/| 4|\| 31337 |-|4x0|2". "31337" was later shortened to "1337". Now 1337 used mainly by the gaming community (also in chatrooms) to mean an especially skilled player. 1. 7|-|3 |=|31 15 93771|\|9 (|053 70 7|-|15 31337 0p3|24710|\|!
2. im s0 1337 taht i pwn ur @ss n00b! Source: Grakkar, Apr 22, 2004
1337 is the language of hackers and newbies across the internet. Also, the words in 1337 are usually short(ie "are" becomes "r") and intentionally spelt wrong(ie "the" becomes "teh", this is most common with e switching places and o's becoming p's)
the mostly complete translation chart(exluding unicode characters, ie ©): A=4 /-\ @ ^ /\ B=8 ]3 ]8 |3 |8 C=( { D=) [} |) |} |> [> E=3 F*=# |= G=6 9 (_> H=# |-| (-) )-( }{ {-} /-/ \-\ I=1 ! | J**=_| j K=|< |{ L=1 |_ M=/\/\ |\/| [\/ N=/\/ |\| \ O=0 () P=|D |* |> Q=0, R=|2 |? |- S=5 T=7 + ']' U=(_) |_| \_\ /_/ V=\/ W=\/\/ |/\| [/\ X**=>< }{ X Y='/ % Z**=2 z Common mispellings: the = teh that = taht take = taek own = pwn you = joo dude = jood common phonetic replacements(always used in true 1337): f = ph ck == xx *there is no 'F' in true 1337, it is replaced by the 'ph' phonetic in true 1337 **acceptable when not replaced by a symbol _|00 |2 4/\/ |_||\|1337 (_)83|2 |-|4><><0|2
Translation: You are an unleet uber hacker Source: Amnesiasoft, Oct 26, 2004
usage: most commonly used for people who don't know what 1337 is about and think it is cool
it was actually used in usergroups where content including things such as "hacker" were censored or deleted using programmed filters. using 1337 was used to get past these filters and since there are so many forms of a word using 1337, they had to give up. Source: anonymous, Jan 28, 2003
Pronounced "Leet", short for "Elite". The original phrase was 31337, or "Elite", referring to the best hackers. It is still used today by some of the good hackers, but the word has been picked up and overused by so many losers and posers that its meaning has been corrupted.
Dade Murphy, or "Zerocool", is 1337.
Source: Kevin Mitnick, Jun 10, 2003
A word used my losery 10 year olds who read it playing Counter-Strike, which is in between watching Dragonball Z and Pokemon. Most of them don't know what it means and write screwed up sentences.
Loser69: h4 h4 I 4m 500 1337. j00 ll4ma ha><0|2z 5u|< mi w4ng!
Realplayer: Shut up and die. Source: Madman, Apr 1, 2003
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=1337
November 02 BlehI have no idea why i'm posting this because no one wants to read it, seeing as everyone's being arseholes... October 27 Just Read This, It's So Fawking Funny!!!Recently a flyer from a local church was sent around with this message, here it is in full.
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord! Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or Goth) is a very obscure and always dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counseling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child: -Frequently wears black clothing. -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. -Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish. -Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. -Takes drugs of any kind. -Drinks alcohol. -Is suicidal and/or depressed. -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) -Complains of boredom. -Sleeps too excessively or too little. -Is excessively awake during the night. -Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. -Spends large amounts of time alone. -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.) -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. -Misbehaves at school. -Misbehaves at home. -Eats excessively or too little. -Eats Goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) -Plays videos games that contain violence or role-playing nature. -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. -Makes satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. -Dances to music in a provocative manner. -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "Woe is me", "I'm a Goth". -Claims to be a Goth. Mhm... More than one of them apply to me. =D NOO! THE LORD SHALL PUNISH ME! xD
x-X-xneBx-X-x October 08 =o WINDOWS ALSO SUCKSBAH! My computer is brokeded again. Hopefully I'll fix it this time... =D
 Damn right he does. October 01 Linux... -Shudders-Ok, Linux is hard to use, call me a retard, but it is!
All I got when I installed it all was a command-line type thing with a PENGUIN (YAY! =']) sat at the top of my screen.
Any tutorials? -Has Windows XP again until I can use Linux properly-
Thankyou all.
~X.BEN.X~ September 25 Meh forumsYeah, I have forums, aren't I proud?
That is all. Please register in my forums.
x.~BEN~.x w00t! w00t!Whao! Must do that again some time. I stayed in bed until 1:20PM.
I hear you say "TWENTY MINUTES PAST FOOKING ONE?! YOU LASY B*STARD!"
Well, that explains me.
Wooot! The puppies have no IQ! They keep getting stuck down the side of cussions.
MENTAL NOTE: Must take pictures of puppies and put 'em on here.
OK, that's about it. If ya want to talk, I'm on MSN ALL day. As usual.
x.~BEN~.x YAYAY!I'm soo happy!!! And I don't know why!!!
Jenneh, you're sooooooooooooo sweet!!! Lurv j00!!!
And you made me a sign!!! (See below)
~.xBENx.~ September 15 PUPS!Yayayayayayayayay! x1 million!
I HAVE PUPPIES!!!
6 Of Them. (Well Done, DD!!!)
That be all.
X~BEN~X September 13 OK.K, PC was really giving me sh'it for the past few days, but I'm back now.
 Also, welcome back, Naomi!!! <3
Hmm... anything else to say?
Nope, nothing springs to mind.
~x.BEN.x~ September 10 I Think I'll Have A Break From Quizzes.More screenies, and this one looks kewl. It looks like I have Windows Vista. WindowBlinds RAWKS! September 09 More Quiz Stuff
August 28 I like these thingies. -Hearts-I AM: Ben
I WANT: To Rule The World (It's something to do... ;D) I HAVE: A Swollen Eyebrow. I HATE: My computer, it crashes too much. I FEAR: People... oh yeah, and clowns. I SEARCH: For my lost IQ. I WONDER: Where my brain cells went. I REGRET: Nothing. I LOVE: Meh Friends. I DANCE: Never. I CRY: When no-one can see. I WRITE: Instant Messages. I WIN: The World, was playing poker with god when he was drunk... (Joke... god is non-existant.) I LOSE: My money... and intelligence. I CONFUSE: Girls, apparently... o.O I NEED: Sheep. I SHOULD: Own a sheep. LIKE TO COOK: Ya. HAVE A SECRET YOU HAVE NOT SHARED WITH ANYONE: Yes. BELIEVE IN LOVE: Tried to.
THE LOUDEST PERSON YOU KNOW: Ryan THE CUTEST PERSON YOU KNOW: Ooer... THE PERSON THAT KNOWS THE MOST ABOUT YOU: Someone I trust very much (She knows who she is) THE LAST IMAGE/THOUGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP: Zs {DO YOU...} WANT TO GET MARRIED: Um... sure. THINK YOU’RE A HEALTH FREAK: Nope. GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: I try...
{CURRENT...} HAIR: Too long... EYE COLOR: Blue (My left eye has a patch of brown) BIRTHPLACE: In a hospital, suprisingly. {FAVORITE...} NUMBER: 666 COLOUR: Has to be purple at the moment... o.O DAY: Erm... don't know.MONTH: August... SONG: At the moment it's Curses - Bullet for my valentine. FOOD: CHICKEN COOKED TO PERFECTION!!! SEASON: Autumn. {IN THE LAST 24 HRS HAVE YOU...} HELPED SOMEONE: I don't remember... BOUGHT SOMETHING: Yes, a loaf of bread, a pizza and a bottle of pepsi. GOTTEN SICK: Not yet. GONE TO THE MOVIES: Noo. GONE OUT FOR DINNER: No. SAID “I LOVE YOU”: Yah...WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: Nope. Only e-mails. TALKED TO AN EX: Nope... MISSED AN EX: Ohmy. Yes. HAD A SERIOUS TALK: YOU THINK I CAN BE SERIOUS? MISSED SOMEONE: Ya. Then she signed in unexpectedly. HUGGED SOMEONE: Yah. FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS: Had a shouting contest with mother. FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND: Nope.
2. Cradle Of Filth 3. Less Than Jake 4.Slipknot 5. KoRn
2. Texts asking questions when I have no credit. 3. Posers 4. Chavs 5. Humans 6. ICQ 7. Long Que In The Shop
Kiss someone of the same sex: No. Have sex with someone of the same sex: No. Parachute from a plane: If I Was Drunk Or Insane. Walk on hot coals: Why Yes I Would. Go out with someone for their looks: :o No. For their reputation: No. Be a vegetarian: Yes. Wear plaid with stripes: No. Sing Karaoke: YAH!!! Get drunk off your ass: Erm... Urm... YESH!!!Run a red light: No.Star in a porn video: -Giggle- Nah. Dye your hair blue: Yes. Be on Survivor: Yush. Wear makeup in public: I wouldn't wear makeup. Not wear makeup in public: Yes. Cheat on a test: Nah. Make someone cry: I Try Not To...Date someone more than 10 years older than you: Maybe...
Thought of: Naomi Missed: Naomi Kissed: Was A Long Time Ago. Cried For: Mee More Lyrics... :DLead to the river August 23 This Story Pwns. If Ya Don't Know What Pwns Means, Don't Read This Shizah.[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday] Merry: "Omg, I pwn" Pippin: "Sif, I pwn" **Rocket goes off Gandalf: "Pwned!" Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos" Bilbo has left the server Frodo: "***!?" [later, in Bag End] Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo" Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!" Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!" Bilbo: "ok" Gandalf has logged on as admin Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire **Later Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!" **Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!" Frodo: "***?" Gandalf has logged on as admin Frodo has been kicked from The Shire Sam has been kicked from The Shire [At Isengard] Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!" Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!" Gandalf: "***?!" Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!" Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet" **Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf Saruman: "Pwned!" [on the road to Bree] Merry: "look foos, shrooms!" Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!" Frodo: "Ph34r!" Sam: "Shrooms!" Frodo: "PH34R!1!1" **black rider stops, sniffs, goes past Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!" [Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony] **Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips Frodo has left the server Frodo has connected to the server Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd" Aragorn: "OMG, noobz" [at Weathertop] Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!" **MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!! Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz" **the black riders attack Merry: "OMG!!!" Sam: "O.M.G!!!11" Pippin: "***" Frodo has left the server **head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost Frodo has connected to the server Frodo: "***... hax!" **Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!" Merry: "LOLOL flamed! " [on the road to Rivendell] Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!" **Arwen rides up Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?" Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?" Sam: "teh leet Hax0r " Arwen: "Firewall?" **Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell. Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!" **nazgul start to cross Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!" **the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away Warning: Connection Problems Detected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected nazgul has disconnected Arwen: "Pwnt" [at the Council of Elrond] Gimli: "dwarves pwn!" Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!" Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!" Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!" **Frodo puts the ring on the plinth Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!" **Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters Elrond: "**sigh, noob" [Frodo meets up with Bilbo] Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!" Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!" Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?" **Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!" Frodo: "sif!" Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril" [The Fellowship leaves Rivendell] **Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!" Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS" **There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1" Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?" Gimli votes to change map to Moria Votes 4 of 4 required Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!" [The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria] Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?" **The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks! Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!" Boromir: "GL HF" Aragorn [broadsword] guardian Legolas [arrow] guardian Gandalf: "gg" [The fellowship enters the mines of Moria] Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!" **After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!" **Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well Gandalf: "OMG! noob!" Merry: "d'oh" **The fellowship hears the ork drums Boromir: "***?" Aragorn: "***?" Frodo: "..." Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<" **the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!" Aragorn [broadsword] ork Gimli [axe] ork Legolas [arrow] ork Aragorn [broadsword] ork Aragorn [broadsword] ork Boromir [broadsword] ork Gimli [axe] ork Gimli [axe] ork ork: "OMG! h4x!" Gimli: "pwned"! Legolas [arrow] ork Legolas [arrow] ork Legolas: "lol!!" Boromir [broadsword] ork Gimli [axe] ork Gimli: "Foos!" Legolas [arrow] ork ork: "ffs, wallhax!" **The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors Gandalf: "Oh ffs!" Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!" Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!" **Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo Sam: "OMG!" Gandalf: "OMG!" Aragorn: "omg, pwn!" **Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head Legolas [arrow] cavetroll Ork: "OMG! PWNED!" Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs" **The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!" **A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!" Gandalf: "OMG!" **The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows. Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!" Legolas [arrow] ork Legolas [arrow] ork ork: "AIMBOT!" ork: "turn it off!" Legolas: "lolol!" **The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!" Balrog: "***?" Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!" Balrog: "Sif, noob" **Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!" Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!" **The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf Gandalf: "D'oh" Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!" Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!" **Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass Gandalf has left the server Balrog has disconnected [After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien] **The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!" Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?" Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1" [The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river] Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!" uruk hai: "leet!" [stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp] **Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ** hax can fight teh boss!" Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!" Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers" Frodo: "STFU noob" Frodo has left the server Boromir: "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!" **A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!" Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir Boromir: "****ing campers" **Aragorn comes across the battle Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!" Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!" Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!" **Aragorn goes to Boromir Boromir: "Damn lag!" Warning: Connection problems detected Boromir has disconnected Aragorn: "FFS!" [Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him] Sam: "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!" Frodo has connected to the server Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!" Sam: "Sif!" Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!" 3Nd!!!!11 August 22 System Of A Down - SugarThe kombucha mushroom people, Sitting around all day, Who can believe you, Who can believe you, Let your mother pray, (sugar) Well I'm not there all the time you know Some people, some people, some people, Call it insane, yeah they call it insane, (sugar) I play Russian roulette everyday, a man's sport, With a bullet called life, yeah mama called life,(sugar) You know that every time I try to go Where I really want to be, It's already where I am, Cause I'm already there?.(sugar) The kombucha mushroom people, Sitting around all day, Who can believe you, Who can believe you, Let your mother pray, (sugar) I got a gun the other day from Sako, It's cute, small, fits right in my pocket, Yeah, right in my pocket, (sugar) My girl, you know, she lashes out at me sometimes, And I just kick her, and then she's O.K. ,she's O.K.(sugar) People are always chasing me down, Trying to push my face to the ground, Where all they really want to do, Is suck out my mother fucking brains, my brains (sugar). The kombucha mushroom people, Sitting around all day, Who can believe you, Who can believe you, Let your mother pray~, I sit, in my desolate room, no lights, no music, Just anger, I've killed everyone, I'm away forever, but I'm feeling better, How do I feel, What do I say, Fuck you, it all goes away, How do I feel, What do I say, Fuck you, it all goes away, How do I feel, What do I say, In the end it all goes away, How do I feel, What do I say, In the end it all goes away, How do I feel, What do I say, In the end it all goes away, How do I feel, What do I say, In the end it all goes away, How do I feel, What do I say, In the end it all goes away, How do I feel, What do I say, In the end it all goes away, In the end it all goes away, In the end it all goes away, In the end it all goes away, In the end it all goes away. August 18 RandomishnessandIcan'tbebotheredusingthespacebar...xPYah, so...
OH YEAH!!! Here's a li'l question: Wouldn'titbereallyannoyingofsomecuntwroteareallylongquestionwithoutspacesandyouspentall yourtimetryingtofindoutwhatitsaidonlytofinditwasincrediblypointless?
Just had to write that somewhere.
-Pokes anyone reading this- Sorry, I'm being random, it's so fun!!!
Erm... -Thinks of something to write-
OH YEA! HOW COULD I FORGET?!?!?! I went to the zoo yesterday, I'm sure those penguins were Italian. "The Penguin Mafia". xP
And thart be all, oh yeah, people I don't know: evil-pie-eater666@hotmail.co.uk, add meee.
Laters; X.вєη.X
P.S Wanna' see somethin' cool? This is it! xD August 13 Like I Promised...THEY WERE SOOOOOO PERTY!!!!
Yeah, ok, so... we saw 'em, I took loads of photos but they're on my phone...
 -Yawn- 1:00 AM 'Till 2:00AM, we were walking around the field. By we, I mean DD, me, Mum and her friend on the bike, looking at the sky all the way...
2:00AM - 4:00AM We went on the golf course, was funny, we just sat on the bunker and watched the sky.
It was soooooo cooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They were like shooting stars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To all those people who comment and can't add me because they can't see my e-mail address, add evil-pie-eater666@hotmail.co.uk. Anyway, I'm starving, byee! <33
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Mhmmmm
I'm convinced someone lurves me but I'm not saying who...
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